Heros come in many shapes, colors and even sizes. ....On the brink of destruction and only a few short moments from the entire Earth coming into the grasp of the evil Skeletor, Weston "Thunder Pants" Bast came to humanity's rescue once again on Halloween Night.
With only his trusty magical sword "Horatio" and his Elmo pale of doom, Weston was able to single handily gather enough candy to battle Skeletor's minions, "Dental Care" and "Nutrition".
In an exclusive interview with the hero, Thunder Pants said this about his battle to the death with evil.
"Da Da Da, Gi! ...Gi!"
Which roughly translated comes from the ancient latin script. "Iza Kicksa Soma Majorio Asso".
Truly, Thunder Pants is more than meets the eye, not just a warrior, but a warrior poet sage.
1 comment:
I am laughing so hard. I loved this.
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